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2023.06.09 22:57 AustralianChrono Chronologica's Drag Race Season 4: Episode 10- Lovers: The Musical
![]() | Roar! submitted by AustralianChrono to ChronologicasDragRace [link] [comments] Aguacate jumps up into the air, before hitting the floor with a fiery expression, like a Lion ready to pounce into action. You're on the frontline, everyone's watching Granny raises her hands in the air, soaking the moment with a smile upon her face, her steely gaze fixed on the judges. Your time to shine, don't wait in line, y vamos por todo Aguacate takes out a soccer ball as she lip syncs, kicking it through the air as Floss Michaels catches it from the judges table. Waka waka, eh, eh Spinning and twirling around, Granny buzzes with energy and excitement as she dances and prances with her own flair. Zonk' iZizwe masibuye 'cause this is Africa (Africa, Africa...) Aguacate is having fun with it, and she’s electric. Each and every second she has the quirky flair that Aguacate does best. Expression, power and FUN! Zama qhela Raising her hands in the air, Aguacate cheers, taking out a Mexican Flag as the song ends, the judges cheering. “What the fuck.” Jaslene whispers. … Aguacate, Shantay you stay. Aguacate bows. Granny Gorgeous… Granny smiles. You are a star. I cannot wait to see how you turn out… all grown up. But for now… sashay, away. “I am so happy.” Granny tears up. “I thought my life would end after my love died. This has proven… it’s just begun.” Everyone claps as Granny struts off. “And I sashay… AWAY!” Granny Gorgeous: “To make it to the latter half of this season is a pleasure. I feel as if I have given everything- and I know this is just the beginning.” Lipstick Message: “I love you all! Granny says… SLAY IT!” ~ https://preview.redd.it/zi73hip6325b1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6bbf60163c1c229396f63e6c64ec00279d86a79 The racers enter the werkroom. “Granny… gone… just.” Yasmin laughs. “Whoops. Bad joke!” “Granny not so Gorgeous.” Aguacate smirks, wiping the mirror. Aguacate: “I have lip synced for my life. And I am now… another one of those girls who has lip synced.” Aguacate growls. “I was supposed to be perfection!” “How does it feel, joining the lip sync club, Aguacate?” Jaslene raises an eyebrow. “Well, unlike you and Zazu, I don’t plan to REPEAT this.” Aguacate laughs. “Now why am I in it?” Zazu gasps. The three chuckle, sitting down. “Congrats to you, Jaslene… for a win.” Aguacate shrugs. “Your second, which, great of you to catch up-” Jaslene playfully rolls her eyes. “How am I, do you ask?” Aguacate purses her lips. “Well…” King Omari Star: “Aguacate…” “Simply put- as a star, you must have a moment of loss of faith. You crumble- before the Gods themselves, and then- YOU PULL YOURSELF OUT.” Aguacate snaps her fingers. “So I’m doing it.” King Omari Star: “She’s the star of her own telenovela, best you believe it.” The screen slows down as Aguacate continues to monologue, as a rose petal effect cascades down the screen. “It’s the heroes journey.” Aguacate smiles. “I love that you think you’re the hero.” Yasmin adds. Everyone gasps, laughing except Fiore, who just remains silent. “Darling, it’s top 6- why are you sour?” Aguacate turns to stare at Fiore. Suddenly, the music stops from the flowy telenovela to a gritty, rough sound. “I…. I am displeased. I am not displeased. Actually, I’m full of rage.” Fiore growls. “I have come here to deliver HIGH-CLASS DRAG. I am an ACTRESS. I am a WINNER. And I have worked long and hard just to nearly went home on a makeover challenge? A challenge I believe I performed gorgeously in just because of… me not letting loose????” Fiore shakes her head. “A-And that judge. Lady Lucy Vuitton one.” “Sister of the legendary Louise Vuitton.” Aguacate says giggling. “She dare insult my drag like, what?” Fiore looks at the others. “Seriously? What does SHE know, calling it SOULLESS with that crunchy dry, quote-on-quote, blonde wig of a disaster that she wore tonight.” Fiore throws a pillow. “I will not be rudely criticized someone who clearly couldn’t blend in that line… down someone’s neck.” “Jesus.” Jaslene tries to hold in a laugh at Fiore’s shade. . “And it’s just frustrating- it makes me mad that I aspire for clean, precise perfection in every aspect of my drag. I don’t see many hitting, no offense to your sharpie drag Aguacate, but even with that I’m still delivering middle of the road to the panel, and like-“ Fiore starts going on a tangent but then starts to walk out. “Sorry, I can’t do this right now.” “Yikes.” Yasmin says. “Well…” Aguacate smiles. “Back to me.” King Omari Star: “Everyone thinks they are the star of their own story. But I know this- I’m going with a journey, the waters are lovely… and we’re going to the tail end of the race. So the question is… which star will shine brightest?” “So much fun.” Yasmin clasps her hands. King Omari Star: “Well, only one of us has a star in his name.” Omari smirks. ~ The Next Day, Yasmin brings out coffees, as a sheepish Fiore sits alone. “You ok?” Zazu smiles. “I’m here.” Fiore shrugs, before turning to face Yasmin. “...Did you make coffee?” “Is this a venti?” Zazu gasps. “Wait…” Omari looks confused. “These cups have.. Raiz branded on them?” “I monogrammed my own coffee cups.” Yasmin smiles. “Can you make one that says Aguacate on it?” Aguacate turns. “Woah, this is kinda…” Jaslene sips. “Oh my god.” “I LOVE coffee.” Yasmin blushes. You’ve got drag mail! I love love. Do you love it? “Love?” Fiore raises an eyebrow. It’s Drag Time! Hi Racers! For today’s mini challenge, it’s time for a disco dance party! ~ Zazu Nova, you’re our winner baby! “I won!” Zazu cheers. Racers, it’s time for you to play parts in Lovers: The Musical! Jaslene smirks. For this week’s maxi challenge, you will be teamed up in the lip sync musical, where you will perform your ass off as a set of historical LOVERS! Zazu Nova: “A musical?! Yes, I am ready for my singing moment!” Zazu, as mini challenge winner, you get to assign pairs. “Oooh!” Zazu smiles. “I’ll take Omari.” Omari chuckles. “Okay…” Zazu Nova: “Yes, we’ve struggled- but I know we can perform well together. Every DANCE moment together has been good.” Zazu winks. “The funny girls…” Zazu smiles. “Yasmin and Aguacate.” The two wink. And that leaves… Jaslene and Fiore! The two look at each other. “Well.” Jaslene Bangus: “Seriously, Zazu?” Good luck racers… and do not FUCK IT UP! ~ The racers sit down and look at the roles. “Soooo…” Zazu smiles. “These are the roles.” “JFK and Jackie O. Romeo and Juilet. Antony and Cleopatra.” Yasmin purses her lips. Everyone looks over, before Jaslene raises her hand. “Zazu, I have a question.” Jaslene says. “Oh, sure!” Zazu smiles. “Have you set me up by putting us together?” Jaslene purses her lips. “Because real talk… I haven’t received a single word from her.” Fiore rolls her eyes. “We haven’t decided how to play it yet.” “So… if you set me up, girl, own it. But if you didn’t, well… Girl, if you aren’t giving cunt…” Jaslene looks at Zazu. “Maybe you’re just silly.” “I’m a water sign, I’m giving FISH.” Zazu winks, before stopping. “...I didn’t realize. I thought it was a solid pairing, sorry.” “Mmmmhm.” Fiore says sarcastically. “We’ll make it work.” Jaslene responds. “JFK is my favorite, because, talk about a man with a good shot in the head!” Yasmin laughs. “So I’d like that role! To be the gorgeous first lady, her man by her side..” Omari stares in horror. Aguacate: “That is CLEARLY a role one is favored over the other. I do not want that.” “Actually…” Aguacate raises her hand. “For me, I’d actually like ANTONY and CLEOPATRA.” “Oh, sure.” Yasmin nods. “I’ll take it.” Yasmin Raiz: “This is a team challenge, and I want to do it smooth- and efficiently.” “I’d really think we do well with Romeo and Juilet.” Omari grins. “It’s a classic stereotype, but…” “It’s a good one.” Zazu winks. “And that leaves… JFK and Jackie.” Zazu smiles. “I’ll take Jackie.” Fiore responds, grabbing the book. “Let’s make it work.” Jaslene nods. ~ The teams start practicing their roles. “So… we’re ANTONY and Cleopatra.” Aguacate smiles. “Woo!” Yasmin cheers. “I want us to be the most extravagant, most over the top artists of all time.” Aguacate smiles. “Ooooh…” Yasmin nods. Yasmin Raiz: “I am aware me and Aguacate are not the PERFORMERS of the cast. We’re not Jaslene or Zazu- lip sync assassins. But I am quietly confident.” Yasmin winks. “To me, you seem like you could be a Roman General.” Aguacate grins. “I want the chaos of CLEOPATRA…” “I feel like I can do either role, either way.” Yasmin says. “The same with the JFK and Jackie O. I can do this another way, either way- I’m versatile.” “I heard that about you.” Aguacate smirks, before stopping. “You've mentioned it again.” “...What?” “Clearly, you wanted that role. You didn’t fight for it.” Aguacate purses her lips. “Why?” “Because I believe we can do it either way.” Yasmin says. “I’ve been consistent, I’ve been showing up-” “Where are you girl?” Aguacate asks. “I don’t see it. Consistent is good, but girl, we’re here to STEAL the show.” Yasmin raises an eyebrow. “Yell bitch, tell me how you want it.” Aguacate screams. “I want to be here till the end, DO YOU?!” “I do!” Yasmin nods. Agucate looks at Yasmin. “Show it.” … “Well, we’re here.” Fiore looks at Jaslene. Fiore Stravaganza: “I’m paired… yet… yet again.” Fiore growls. “I don’t want to work with you.” Jaslene says. “But we must.” "You know what, Jaslene? I don't want to work with you either! But we have no choice, so let's just get this over with and win." “You’re the one who's been complaining- and almost left.” Jaslene growls, before narrowing her eyes. "Let's just pretend to be the loving, passionate couple on stage, while we're at each other's throats offstage." The music starts, and Jaslene springs into action, hitting each and every move, until Fiore arrives- and very quickly, very clearly, Fiore is struggling. “Ugh…” Fiore exhales, walking off the stage. “Let’s do it.” Jaslene looks at Fiore. “Come on.” "Damn it, Jaslene! Can't you give me a break? You're making me look like a fool up there!" Fiore's voice cracks. "I'm doing my part, Fiore. Maybe if you focused more on actually learning the steps and less on complaining, you wouldn't look like such a fool." "Oh, I'm sorry if I'm not as perfect as you, Miss Lip Sync Assassin!” Fiore snaps. “You’re the one who abandoned the AE Girls!” Jaslene yells back. “What does that have to do with anything?!” Fiore's eyes narrow. "First off, I didn't abandon anyone! I've been focused on winning this competition and giving my all to every challenge. Unlike you, who seems to be more interested in stirring up drama and picking fights." "Don't you dare try to twist this around on me, Fiore. I've been nothing but supportive to everyone here, including you. But all you care about is yourself and your precious victory." Fiore scoffs. "Oh please, spare me the holier-than-thou act. I've seen through your facade from day one. You're just as self-centered as the rest of us, maybe even more so." Jaslen steps forward. "You have no idea what I've been through, what I've sacrificed to be here. You think you're so superior with your acting skills and your high-class drag, but let me tell you something, Fiore: talent alone doesn't make you a good person or a good friend." Fiore sighs. "I never said I was a good person or a good friend, Jaslene. But at least I'm honest about who I am. I've been laser-focused on this competition because it's my chance to prove myself, to show the world what I'm capable of. And if that means I've been distant or cold, then so be it." “Let’s just do this challenge.” Jaslene exhales. “Now that I can agree with.” Fiore sighs. … Zazu and Omari walk onto the stage. “Let’s hold hands and talk about our feelings.” Zazu smiles. “...Jesus Christ.” Omari whispers under his breath, before chuckling. “Okay, let’s have fun with it.” “Yes!” Zazu grins. “I can do the choreo.” Omari nods. “Like romeo…” Omari drops to his knees, twirling. “Spin.” “Juilet SPINS!” Zazu drops to the floor, spinning. “I leap.” Omari leaps, and the words start. Zazu hits every single line, and Omari looks in surprise. “I shouldn’t be surprised… but damn.” Omari exhales. “You’ve got it.” “You got the choreo, I’ve got this for us.” Zazu smiles. “We good?” “Of course, I’m great.” Omari grins. “What star sign are you?” Zazu pouts. “... I am Pisces.” “Oh my GOD, I am a Pisces!” Zazu yells. Zazu grabs Omari's hands and looks into his eyes with excitement. “Oh-” "Omari, this is fate! We're both Pisces, which means we're connected by the stars. We're meant to be partners in this challenge, not just on stage but in our emotions too. Let's dive deep into the depths of our characters and express all the love, longing, and passion they embody!" Zazu yells. “You don’t have to lie. This challenge is…” “Scary?” Omari says. “That the journey is non-linear, that I don’t have a second win yet, that I don’t have a solo win…” Zazu smiles. "Omari, my dear, dear Pisces. Embrace the unknown, for that is where true growth lies. This challenge is an opportunity for you to break free from your stoic shell and reveal the depths of your emotions. You have a vulnerability within you, and I believe it's time to let it shine." Omari looks at Zazu. “Yes, I am nervous and perhaps this journey has been harder then I expected.” Zazu clicks her fingers. "It’s like I’ve said, I've always been guarded with my emotions. It's how I've protected myself all these years. But maybe... maybe it's time to let go of that guard, even just for a moment." Zazu grins. "Yes! Let the stars guide you. Use the energy of this challenge to tap into your true emotions. Allow yourself to feel, to express, and to connect." Omari takes a deep breath and grins. "Alright, Zazu. I'll trust your guidance. Let's make this performance unforgettable." “PISCES ELEGANZA!” Zazu cheers. ~ The racers chat as they get ready for the main stage challenge. “So, does anyone have any idea what they’d like to do with the crowning money, if they were to win this season?” Yasmin smiles. “$100,000…” Zazu’s eyes light up. “I’ve already made $10,000…” Aguacate smirks. “I cannot wait to make another $115,000.” “115?” Jaslene says, confused. “This, next week, the week after that. Final 3.” Aguacate grins. “Gosh, I don’t even plan for those things…” Jaslene chuckles. “Same.” Yasmin smiles. “I’m here for the ride…” Aguacate looks at Yasmin. “But you know, I’m here to win and give my all too, so that’s good to know.” Yasmin chuckles, as Aguacate nods. “For me, this money would go back to my community- with some for myself.” Omari nods. “I value the scene, and- the reality is there isn’t much. I am one of a few Kings- in a scene with a few drag artists. I want the power to be invested back in it.” “I feel the same.” Yasmin smiles. “The scene in Guyana isn’t like those more- mainstream countries. I will support and guide others, so people know- we’re here, we’re queer, get used to it.” “Fuck yeah.” Omari snaps his fingers in agreement. “I will use it for myself, and my girls.” Jaslene smiles. “We’re all supportive of each other- my drag sisters and me. And I want them to feel the love.” “I’ve got the same idea for my drag mom.” Zazu nods. “She’s saved me, and I’d love to help her.” Fiore nods, looking over. “I’d love to help my parents.” Aguacate looks in the mirror. “I think- I think they’d need it.” “Think?” Omari asks. Aguacate shrugs, clearly not interested in continuing further. “Either way, this competition, this moment- we’re all going away, with money, pride- and the ability to change our lives, forever.” Fiore glares into the mirror. “Exactly.” Yasmin smiles. The 6 look at each other, ready for the night ahead. ~ Stats Voting Spreadsheet |
2023.06.09 22:57 AustralianChrono Chronologica's Drag Race Season 4: Episode 10- Lovers: The Musical
![]() | Roar! submitted by AustralianChrono to RPDRfantasyseason [link] [comments] Aguacate jumps up into the air, before hitting the floor with a fiery expression, like a Lion ready to pounce into action. You're on the frontline, everyone's watching Granny raises her hands in the air, soaking the moment with a smile upon her face, her steely gaze fixed on the judges. Your time to shine, don't wait in line, y vamos por todo Aguacate takes out a soccer ball as she lip syncs, kicking it through the air as Floss Michaels catches it from the judges table. Waka waka, eh, eh Spinning and twirling around, Granny buzzes with energy and excitement as she dances and prances with her own flair. Zonk' iZizwe masibuye 'cause this is Africa (Africa, Africa...) Aguacate is having fun with it, and she’s electric. Each and every second she has the quirky flair that Aguacate does best. Expression, power and FUN! Zama qhela Raising her hands in the air, Aguacate cheers, taking out a Mexican Flag as the song ends, the judges cheering. “What the fuck.” Jaslene whispers. … Aguacate, Shantay you stay. Aguacate bows. Granny Gorgeous… Granny smiles. You are a star. I cannot wait to see how you turn out… all grown up. But for now… sashay, away. “I am so happy.” Granny tears up. “I thought my life would end after my love died. This has proven… it’s just begun.” Everyone claps as Granny struts off. “And I sashay… AWAY!” Granny Gorgeous: “To make it to the latter half of this season is a pleasure. I feel as if I have given everything- and I know this is just the beginning.” Lipstick Message: “I love you all! Granny says… SLAY IT!” ~ https://preview.redd.it/xtlmjo57325b1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=b03bcf4dd28246e6d9ba0d7aec0d3cbb6cba43b9 The racers enter the werkroom. “Granny… gone… just.” Yasmin laughs. “Whoops. Bad joke!” “Granny not so Gorgeous.” Aguacate smirks, wiping the mirror. Aguacate: “I have lip synced for my life. And I am now… another one of those girls who has lip synced.” Aguacate growls. “I was supposed to be perfection!” “How does it feel, joining the lip sync club, Aguacate?” Jaslene raises an eyebrow. “Well, unlike you and Zazu, I don’t plan to REPEAT this.” Aguacate laughs. “Now why am I in it?” Zazu gasps. The three chuckle, sitting down. “Congrats to you, Jaslene… for a win.” Aguacate shrugs. “Your second, which, great of you to catch up-” Jaslene playfully rolls her eyes. “How am I, do you ask?” Aguacate purses her lips. “Well…” King Omari Star: “Aguacate…” “Simply put- as a star, you must have a moment of loss of faith. You crumble- before the Gods themselves, and then- YOU PULL YOURSELF OUT.” Aguacate snaps her fingers. “So I’m doing it.” King Omari Star: “She’s the star of her own telenovela, best you believe it.” The screen slows down as Aguacate continues to monologue, as a rose petal effect cascades down the screen. “It’s the heroes journey.” Aguacate smiles. “I love that you think you’re the hero.” Yasmin adds. Everyone gasps, laughing except Fiore, who just remains silent. “Darling, it’s top 6- why are you sour?” Aguacate turns to stare at Fiore. Suddenly, the music stops from the flowy telenovela to a gritty, rough sound. “I…. I am displeased. I am not displeased. Actually, I’m full of rage.” Fiore growls. “I have come here to deliver HIGH-CLASS DRAG. I am an ACTRESS. I am a WINNER. And I have worked long and hard just to nearly went home on a makeover challenge? A challenge I believe I performed gorgeously in just because of… me not letting loose????” Fiore shakes her head. “A-And that judge. Lady Lucy Vuitton one.” “Sister of the legendary Louise Vuitton.” Aguacate says giggling. “She dare insult my drag like, what?” Fiore looks at the others. “Seriously? What does SHE know, calling it SOULLESS with that crunchy dry, quote-on-quote, blonde wig of a disaster that she wore tonight.” Fiore throws a pillow. “I will not be rudely criticized someone who clearly couldn’t blend in that line… down someone’s neck.” “Jesus.” Jaslene tries to hold in a laugh at Fiore’s shade. . “And it’s just frustrating- it makes me mad that I aspire for clean, precise perfection in every aspect of my drag. I don’t see many hitting, no offense to your sharpie drag Aguacate, but even with that I’m still delivering middle of the road to the panel, and like-“ Fiore starts going on a tangent but then starts to walk out. “Sorry, I can’t do this right now.” “Yikes.” Yasmin says. “Well…” Aguacate smiles. “Back to me.” King Omari Star: “Everyone thinks they are the star of their own story. But I know this- I’m going with a journey, the waters are lovely… and we’re going to the tail end of the race. So the question is… which star will shine brightest?” “So much fun.” Yasmin clasps her hands. King Omari Star: “Well, only one of us has a star in his name.” Omari smirks. ~ The Next Day, Yasmin brings out coffees, as a sheepish Fiore sits alone. “You ok?” Zazu smiles. “I’m here.” Fiore shrugs, before turning to face Yasmin. “...Did you make coffee?” “Is this a venti?” Zazu gasps. “Wait…” Omari looks confused. “These cups have.. Raiz branded on them?” “I monogrammed my own coffee cups.” Yasmin smiles. “Can you make one that says Aguacate on it?” Aguacate turns. “Woah, this is kinda…” Jaslene sips. “Oh my god.” “I LOVE coffee.” Yasmin blushes. You’ve got drag mail! I love love. Do you love it? “Love?” Fiore raises an eyebrow. It’s Drag Time! Hi Racers! For today’s mini challenge, it’s time for a disco dance party! ~ Zazu Nova, you’re our winner baby! “I won!” Zazu cheers. Racers, it’s time for you to play parts in Lovers: The Musical! Jaslene smirks. For this week’s maxi challenge, you will be teamed up in the lip sync musical, where you will perform your ass off as a set of historical LOVERS! Zazu Nova: “A musical?! Yes, I am ready for my singing moment!” Zazu, as mini challenge winner, you get to assign pairs. “Oooh!” Zazu smiles. “I’ll take Omari.” Omari chuckles. “Okay…” Zazu Nova: “Yes, we’ve struggled- but I know we can perform well together. Every DANCE moment together has been good.” Zazu winks. “The funny girls…” Zazu smiles. “Yasmin and Aguacate.” The two wink. And that leaves… Jaslene and Fiore! The two look at each other. “Well.” Jaslene Bangus: “Seriously, Zazu?” Good luck racers… and do not FUCK IT UP! ~ The racers sit down and look at the roles. “Soooo…” Zazu smiles. “These are the roles.” “JFK and Jackie O. Romeo and Juilet. Antony and Cleopatra.” Yasmin purses her lips. Everyone looks over, before Jaslene raises her hand. “Zazu, I have a question.” Jaslene says. “Oh, sure!” Zazu smiles. “Have you set me up by putting us together?” Jaslene purses her lips. “Because real talk… I haven’t received a single word from her.” Fiore rolls her eyes. “We haven’t decided how to play it yet.” “So… if you set me up, girl, own it. But if you didn’t, well… Girl, if you aren’t giving cunt…” Jaslene looks at Zazu. “Maybe you’re just silly.” “I’m a water sign, I’m giving FISH.” Zazu winks, before stopping. “...I didn’t realize. I thought it was a solid pairing, sorry.” “Mmmmhm.” Fiore says sarcastically. “We’ll make it work.” Jaslene responds. “JFK is my favorite, because, talk about a man with a good shot in the head!” Yasmin laughs. “So I’d like that role! To be the gorgeous first lady, her man by her side..” Omari stares in horror. Aguacate: “That is CLEARLY a role one is favored over the other. I do not want that.” “Actually…” Aguacate raises her hand. “For me, I’d actually like ANTONY and CLEOPATRA.” “Oh, sure.” Yasmin nods. “I’ll take it.” Yasmin Raiz: “This is a team challenge, and I want to do it smooth- and efficiently.” “I’d really think we do well with Romeo and Juilet.” Omari grins. “It’s a classic stereotype, but…” “It’s a good one.” Zazu winks. “And that leaves… JFK and Jackie.” Zazu smiles. “I’ll take Jackie.” Fiore responds, grabbing the book. “Let’s make it work.” Jaslene nods. ~ The teams start practicing their roles. “So… we’re ANTONY and Cleopatra.” Aguacate smiles. “Woo!” Yasmin cheers. “I want us to be the most extravagant, most over the top artists of all time.” Aguacate smiles. “Ooooh…” Yasmin nods. Yasmin Raiz: “I am aware me and Aguacate are not the PERFORMERS of the cast. We’re not Jaslene or Zazu- lip sync assassins. But I am quietly confident.” Yasmin winks. “To me, you seem like you could be a Roman General.” Aguacate grins. “I want the chaos of CLEOPATRA…” “I feel like I can do either role, either way.” Yasmin says. “The same with the JFK and Jackie O. I can do this another way, either way- I’m versatile.” “I heard that about you.” Aguacate smirks, before stopping. “You've mentioned it again.” “...What?” “Clearly, you wanted that role. You didn’t fight for it.” Aguacate purses her lips. “Why?” “Because I believe we can do it either way.” Yasmin says. “I’ve been consistent, I’ve been showing up-” “Where are you girl?” Aguacate asks. “I don’t see it. Consistent is good, but girl, we’re here to STEAL the show.” Yasmin raises an eyebrow. “Yell bitch, tell me how you want it.” Aguacate screams. “I want to be here till the end, DO YOU?!” “I do!” Yasmin nods. Agucate looks at Yasmin. “Show it.” … “Well, we’re here.” Fiore looks at Jaslene. Fiore Stravaganza: “I’m paired… yet… yet again.” Fiore growls. “I don’t want to work with you.” Jaslene says. “But we must.” "You know what, Jaslene? I don't want to work with you either! But we have no choice, so let's just get this over with and win." “You’re the one who's been complaining- and almost left.” Jaslene growls, before narrowing her eyes. "Let's just pretend to be the loving, passionate couple on stage, while we're at each other's throats offstage." The music starts, and Jaslene springs into action, hitting each and every move, until Fiore arrives- and very quickly, very clearly, Fiore is struggling. “Ugh…” Fiore exhales, walking off the stage. “Let’s do it.” Jaslene looks at Fiore. “Come on.” "Damn it, Jaslene! Can't you give me a break? You're making me look like a fool up there!" Fiore's voice cracks. "I'm doing my part, Fiore. Maybe if you focused more on actually learning the steps and less on complaining, you wouldn't look like such a fool." "Oh, I'm sorry if I'm not as perfect as you, Miss Lip Sync Assassin!” Fiore snaps. “You’re the one who abandoned the AE Girls!” Jaslene yells back. “What does that have to do with anything?!” Fiore's eyes narrow. "First off, I didn't abandon anyone! I've been focused on winning this competition and giving my all to every challenge. Unlike you, who seems to be more interested in stirring up drama and picking fights." "Don't you dare try to twist this around on me, Fiore. I've been nothing but supportive to everyone here, including you. But all you care about is yourself and your precious victory." Fiore scoffs. "Oh please, spare me the holier-than-thou act. I've seen through your facade from day one. You're just as self-centered as the rest of us, maybe even more so." Jaslen steps forward. "You have no idea what I've been through, what I've sacrificed to be here. You think you're so superior with your acting skills and your high-class drag, but let me tell you something, Fiore: talent alone doesn't make you a good person or a good friend." Fiore sighs. "I never said I was a good person or a good friend, Jaslene. But at least I'm honest about who I am. I've been laser-focused on this competition because it's my chance to prove myself, to show the world what I'm capable of. And if that means I've been distant or cold, then so be it." “Let’s just do this challenge.” Jaslene exhales. “Now that I can agree with.” Fiore sighs. … Zazu and Omari walk onto the stage. “Let’s hold hands and talk about our feelings.” Zazu smiles. “...Jesus Christ.” Omari whispers under his breath, before chuckling. “Okay, let’s have fun with it.” “Yes!” Zazu grins. “I can do the choreo.” Omari nods. “Like romeo…” Omari drops to his knees, twirling. “Spin.” “Juilet SPINS!” Zazu drops to the floor, spinning. “I leap.” Omari leaps, and the words start. Zazu hits every single line, and Omari looks in surprise. “I shouldn’t be surprised… but damn.” Omari exhales. “You’ve got it.” “You got the choreo, I’ve got this for us.” Zazu smiles. “We good?” “Of course, I’m great.” Omari grins. “What star sign are you?” Zazu pouts. “... I am Pisces.” “Oh my GOD, I am a Pisces!” Zazu yells. Zazu grabs Omari's hands and looks into his eyes with excitement. “Oh-” "Omari, this is fate! We're both Pisces, which means we're connected by the stars. We're meant to be partners in this challenge, not just on stage but in our emotions too. Let's dive deep into the depths of our characters and express all the love, longing, and passion they embody!" Zazu yells. “You don’t have to lie. This challenge is…” “Scary?” Omari says. “That the journey is non-linear, that I don’t have a second win yet, that I don’t have a solo win…” Zazu smiles. "Omari, my dear, dear Pisces. Embrace the unknown, for that is where true growth lies. This challenge is an opportunity for you to break free from your stoic shell and reveal the depths of your emotions. You have a vulnerability within you, and I believe it's time to let it shine." Omari looks at Zazu. “Yes, I am nervous and perhaps this journey has been harder then I expected.” Zazu clicks her fingers. "It’s like I’ve said, I've always been guarded with my emotions. It's how I've protected myself all these years. But maybe... maybe it's time to let go of that guard, even just for a moment." Zazu grins. "Yes! Let the stars guide you. Use the energy of this challenge to tap into your true emotions. Allow yourself to feel, to express, and to connect." Omari takes a deep breath and grins. "Alright, Zazu. I'll trust your guidance. Let's make this performance unforgettable." “PISCES ELEGANZA!” Zazu cheers. ~ The racers chat as they get ready for the main stage challenge. “So, does anyone have any idea what they’d like to do with the crowning money, if they were to win this season?” Yasmin smiles. “$100,000…” Zazu’s eyes light up. “I’ve already made $10,000…” Aguacate smirks. “I cannot wait to make another $115,000.” “115?” Jaslene says, confused. “This, next week, the week after that. Final 3.” Aguacate grins. “Gosh, I don’t even plan for those things…” Jaslene chuckles. “Same.” Yasmin smiles. “I’m here for the ride…” Aguacate looks at Yasmin. “But you know, I’m here to win and give my all too, so that’s good to know.” Yasmin chuckles, as Aguacate nods. “For me, this money would go back to my community- with some for myself.” Omari nods. “I value the scene, and- the reality is there isn’t much. I am one of a few Kings- in a scene with a few drag artists. I want the power to be invested back in it.” “I feel the same.” Yasmin smiles. “The scene in Guyana isn’t like those more- mainstream countries. I will support and guide others, so people know- we’re here, we’re queer, get used to it.” “Fuck yeah.” Omari snaps his fingers in agreement. “I will use it for myself, and my girls.” Jaslene smiles. “We’re all supportive of each other- my drag sisters and me. And I want them to feel the love.” “I’ve got the same idea for my drag mom.” Zazu nods. “She’s saved me, and I’d love to help her.” Fiore nods, looking over. “I’d love to help my parents.” Aguacate looks in the mirror. “I think- I think they’d need it.” “Think?” Omari asks. Aguacate shrugs, clearly not interested in continuing further. “Either way, this competition, this moment- we’re all going away, with money, pride- and the ability to change our lives, forever.” Fiore glares into the mirror. “Exactly.” Yasmin smiles. The 6 look at each other, ready for the night ahead. ~ Stats Voting Spreadsheet |
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2023.06.09 22:04 Profecionallystupid Respect Jason Grace Thread [All] (Long)
Jason threw the club. It seemed useless with the winds so strong, but the club flew right at Dylan, even curving when he tried to dodge, and smacked in the head so hard he fell to his kneesHe was able to deflect a spear hit from a giant:
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Jason raised his javelin to block the giant's next strike-a big mistake. Don't fight force with force, a voice chided him-the wolf Lupa, who told him that long ago. He managed to deflect the spear, but it grazed his shoulder, and his arm went numb.The same giant was able to cause the entire mountain to shake just by slamming the butt of said spear into the ground:
The Lost Hero
Before they could get very far, Enceladus slammed his spear against the ground. The entire mountain shook.Moving onto House of Hades, we see him casually shatter a metal with a kick, firmly putting him into the superhuman category of strength. Not only that, but he managed to stagger and knocked a giant to his knees:
The Lost Hero
One last time Jason flew at [Clytius], kicking him in the chest, and the giant's breastplate shattered. Clytius staggered backward..He fell to his knees, and the demigods encircled himHe was able to cut through a statue made of metal with help from Piper:
House of Hades
Piper and Jason went to work on Hygeia. They slashed through the statue's kneesWe are now done with Jason it the strength department. Obviously, he lacks many feats in this department, especially compared to Percy, but he is definitely stronger than an average human.
Blood of Olympus
[Jason] rolled away from the giant's first spear thrust and jabbed Enceladus in the ankle. Jason's javelin managed to pierce the thick dragon hide, and golden ichor-the blood of immortals-trickled down the giant's clawed foot.This might not seem that impressive, but Jason was being slowed down by Gaea. The Giant was being helped by Gaea. Finally, the giant was predicting Jason's attacks:
The Lost Hero
Enceladus' spear missed him by a millimeter. Jason kept dodging, but the ground stuck to his feet. Gaea was getting stronger, and the giant was getting faster. Enceladus might be slow, but he was not dumb. He began anticipating Jason's moves, and Jason's attacks were only annoying himWe see this here again:
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Enceladus let him approach, grinning with anticipation. At the last second, Jason faked a strike and rolled between the giant's legs. He came up quickly, thrusting with all his might, ready to stab the giant in the small of his back, but Enceladus anticipated the trick. He stepped aside with too much speed and agility for a giant, as if the earth were helping him move.Reaction/ combat speed. This is where Jason really shines. As he has several impressive feats:
The Lost Hero
Lit charged.He can react to giants:
The guy was fast. He slashed and sliced, and Jason could barely dodge the strikes, but his mind went into a different mode-analyzing patterns, learning Lit's style, which was all offense, no defense.
The Lost Hero
Jason raised his javelin to block the giant's next strike-a big mistake. Don't fight force with force, a voice chided him-the wolf Lupa, who told him that long ago. He managed to deflect the spear, but it grazed his shoulder, and his arm went numb.He scales to Percy in reaction speed and was able to amaze Piper:
The Lost Hero
[Piper] rolled to the edge of the road and looked back, dazed and horrified, as [Percy and Jason] crossed swords, gold against bronze. Sparks flew. Their blades blurred-strike and parry-and the pavement trembled. The first exchange only took a second, but Piper couldn't believe the speed of their sword fighting.The same guy who I scaled to have reaction speed as fast as 10 milliseconds. And the average human reacts at 250 milliseconds.
Mark of Athena
Jason called down another lightning strike, but Ephialtes caught it on his spear and deflected the blast, melting a life-size plastic cow. He slammed a stone column out of his way like a stack of building blocks. Percy tried to keep the lake churning. He didn’t want Otis rising to join this fight, but as Ephialtes closed the last few feet, Percy had to switch focus. Jason and he met the giant’s charge. They lunged around Ephialtes, stabbing and slashing in a blur of gold and bronze, but the giant parried every strike. “I will not yield!” Ephialtes roared. “You may have ruined my spectacle, but Gaea will still destroy your world!” Percy lashed out, slicing the giant’s spear in half. Ephialtes wasn’t even fazed. The giant swept low with the blunt end and knocked Percy off his feet. Percy landed hard on his sword arm, and Riptide clattered out of his grip. Mark of AthenaWhile technically not reacting to lighting, Percy fought a giant who could, so Ephialtes' reaction speed=Percy's. What I'm getting at here is Ephialtes can react to lightning. Percy can keep up with Ephialtes. So Percy=Ephialtes' reaction speed. Jason=Percy reaction speed. Therefore, Jason=Ephialtes' reaction speed.
Jason swung at the first spirit. His blade passed through it and the creature's smoky form disintegrated. The second spirit let loose a bolt of lightning, but Jason's blade absorbed the charge. Jason stepped in-one quick thrust, and the second storm spirit dissolved into gold powderThere you go.
The Lost Hero
This time Jason's senses were on high alert. He felt the air ripple as an arrow materialized, racing towards Nico's chest.Now, Romans use a type of composite bow called a Sagittarii. Composite bows can shoot arrows as a speed of 250 to 370 feet per second (76 to 113 m/s).
Jason intercepted it with his sword and deflected it sideways.
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"Oh, of course!" Asclepius said. "You're a bit nearsighted! Simple fix."So all in all, he has some fast reaction speed. Well above human.
He opened the drawer, whipped out a prescription pad and an eyeglasses case. He scribbled something on the pad, then handed the glasses and the scrip to Jason.
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Lit charged.He did all of this:
The guy was fast. He slashed and sliced, and Jason could barely dodge the strikes, but his mind went into a different mode-analyzing patterns, learning Lit's style, which was all offense, no defense.
The Lost Hero
"I slew the Trojan sea monster," Jason continued. "I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed the Titan Krios with my own hands. And now I'm going to destroy you, Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves."He killed the Trojan sea monster and killed a Titan without a weapon.
The Lost Hero
Dylan's form flickered. "That was enough lightning to kill twenty men!"He survived this:
The Lost Hero
Enceladus let him approach, grinning with anticipation. At the last second, Jason faked a strike and rolled between the giant's legs. He came up quickly, thrusting with all his might, ready to stab the giant in the small of his back, but Enceladus anticipated the trick. He stepped aside with too much speed and agility for a giant, as if the earth were helping him move. He swept his spear sideways and met Jason's javelin-and with a snap like a shotgun blast, the golden weapon shattered.While this is an already impressive feat, we have this to make this even more impressive:
The explosion was hotter than the giant's breath, blinding Jason with golden light. The force knocked him off his feet and squeezed the breath out of him.
The Lost Hero
The javlin's destruction had released so much energy, it had blasted a perfect cone-shaped pit thirty feet deep, fusing the dirt and rock into a slick, glassy substance.He was uncut by plastic shrapnel:
The lost Hero
Together, the giants picked up a fake mountain as big as Percy's New York apartment and hurled it at the demigods. Percy and Jason bolted. They dove into the nearest trench and the mountain shattered above them, spraying them with plastic shrapnel.He can tank a hit from a giant trident, although he was in a lot of pain:
Mark of Athena
Jason managed to avoid the prongs of the trident again, but the giant swung the other end around and smacked him in the chest.Powers. This is another place he is impressive in. He has several abilities he can call on in a clutch:
Jason reeled back, stunned and in pain. Polybotes came in for the kill. Just before the trident would have perforated him, Jason's ventus acted on its own. It spiraled sideways, whisking Jason thirty feet across the courtyard.
Jason threw the club. It seemed useless with the winds so strong, but the club flew right at Dylan, even curving when he tried to dodge, and smacked in the head so hard he fell to his kneesHe can control air pressure:
The Lost Hero
[Jason] felt a tugging sensation in his gut, and the air pressure dropped so rapidly his ears popped.He can summon Tempest, a horse made of wind and electricity:
The Lost Hero
Suddenly the air turned cold. Piper's ears popped. About fifty yards away, a miniature cyclone three stories tall tore across the tops of the sunflowers like a scene from The Wizard of Oz. It touched down on the road next to Jason and took the form of a horse-a misty steed with lightning flickering through its bodyJason and Percy working together can create a massive storm:
Mark of Athena
On the deck of the Argo II, Percy and Jason stood together, their swords crossed. Annabeth got a tingle down her spine as she realized the boys were working together as one, summoning the sky and the sea to do their bidding. Water and wind churned together. Waves heaved against the ramparts and lightning flashed. Giant eagles were knocked out of the sky. Wreckage of the flying chariot burned in the water, and Coach Hedge swung a mounted crossbow, taking potshots at the Roman birds as the flew overhead.Jason can fly and carry people with him:
The Mark of Athena
Jason summoned the wind to carry him and Piper to shoreHe can cause water to boil and temporarily blind Piper:
Mark of Athena
BOOM! Lightning stirred the water into a boiling cauldron, steaming and hissing with electricity. Piper blinked the yellow spots out her eyes as the god Achelous wailed and dissolved under beneath the surfaceHe can use wind offensively:
Mark of Athena
The demigods rolled to either side, and Jason summoned the wind, using the giant's own momentum to shove him into the waterHe can get angry enough to generate electricity:
Mark of Athena
the air turned electric-literally, as Jason started throwing off sparks.He can melt iron and cause gold to steam:
Mark of Athena
Just then, thunder boomed overhead. Lightning flashed, and the bars on the nearest window burst into sizzling, melted stubs of iron.Jason has the ability to track people who use winds as a method of transport so things like air spirits can't run from him:
Jason flew in like Peter Pan, electricity sparking around him and his gold sword steaming.
House of Hades
Jason couldn't exactly see him, but he'd had enough experience controlling the wind that he could track the angel's path-a warm wisp of red and gold zipping across the street..He can control the four winds and even construct this out of wind:
House of Hades
[Jason] thrust out his hand. A swirl of dust shot toward the nearest horse. A lasso-a rope of wind, more tightly wound than any tornado-wrapped around the horse's neck. ..In less than a minute he had tethered all four venti. He reined them in, still whining and bucking, but they couldn't break Jason's rope. It felt like flying four kites in a strong wind-hard, yes, but not impossible.He uses wind defensively:
House of Hades
Jason summoned gusts of wind to last aside javelins and arrows. He deflected a vial of Greek fire right up the throat of a gryphon, which burst into flames and spiraled into the pit.He can carry others without having to fly himself:
House of Hades
Three dead Romans rose into the air and flew across the chasm. Then three more joined them. Finally Jason flew himself across and his squad began cutting through some very surprised-looking telkhinesHe can use a sword or a javelin:
House of Hades
Jason slashed his gladius in a wide arc, vaporizing the nearest suitors; then he vaulted onto the table and jumped over Antinous' head. In midair he willed his bade to extend into a javelin-a trick he'd never tried with this sword-but somehow he knew it would work.He once more demonstrates his ability to create objects from air and now he can encase himself in air armor:
Blood of Olympus
[Jason] raised his arm and summoned a lasso of wind... He lashed out with his wind rope, searching for strongest, most ornery *ventus in the storm.Jason is capable of summoning weird lightning stuff at the bottom of the ocean. Also worth noting it is still as deadly and didn't shock Percy who was also in the water next to him. On top of that, he can now separate the volts to attack multiple targets instead of just one:
He lassoed a nasty patch of storm cloud and pulled it in. "You're serving me today."
Howling in protest, the ventus encircled him. The storm above the ship seemed to lessen just a bit, as if the other venti were thinking Oh, crud. That guy means business.
Jason levitated off the deck, encased in his own miniature tornado. Spinning like a corkscrew, he plunged into the water.
But [Jason] couldn't think of a better option. He thrust up his sword. Immediately the blade glowed red-hot.He can carry a current throughout his body, holding it for latter:
A diffuse cloud of yellow light billowed through the depths, like someone had poured liquid neon into the water. The light hit Jason's sword and splayed outward in ten separate tendrils, zapping the basiliks.
Blood of Olympus
With a deafening blast, a white-hot bolt arced from the sky, straight through Jason's body as he leaped, wreathed in lightning, at the giant king.He can blast a 30 foot giant off a clif:
Jason fell on King Porphyrion with such force that the giant crumpled to his knees-blasted with lightning and stabbed in the neck with a golden gladius.
Porphyrion lashed out wildly with his spear, but Jason cut it in half with his gladius. He charged in, jabbing his sword through the giant's breastplate, then summoned the winds and blasted Porphyrion off the edge of the cliff.Tl;dr and scaling: So Jason is powerful. He is definitely superhuman in al physical states. I am going to say, city level durability. His power level is at mountain level.
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2023.06.09 22:01 camkasky FANCAST: My favorite Justice League is Timmverse and if the mods remove this during pride it’s homophobic
![]() | Three Notes: 1. I have done this shit professionally so I dare you to try me 2. Very queer cast which makes me happy. 3. To be clear, this is not my MAIN JL fancast. This is my JL as presented by Bruce Timm and co fancast. submitted by camkasky to dccomicscirclejerk [link] [comments] Kal-El: Matt Bomer (45)- You know him. He’s got the positivity and temperament of the calm, cool, collected leader that is Timm’s Kal. Also, openly gay Superman sounds important right now. I don’t like to act like a virtue signaler but he would hold strong meaning culturally and that would reflect the character. He could be a symbol of inspiration off screen as well, like Reeve. Batman: Bill Hader (45)- Barry Berkman. A brilliant dramatic actor who, like Timm’s Bruce (especially in JL) can absolutely pull off the wry sense of humor. PLUS: A weird-looking actor with a comedy background playing Batman worked really well in ‘89. Diana: Eiza Gonzalez (33)- Not Gal Gadot, which is enough. But she’s the obvious, over-done fancast for a reason: She plays strong and clever characters. I want Diana to feel like an ACTION star, and she’s got the chops. Plus Diana is seemingly the youngest member in the Timm cartoon. Wally West: Donald Glover (39)- Don’t think Lando. Think Troy Barnes on Community. He’s funny, he’s cool, he’s got the spirit to make a goofy guy as fun and believable as as Timm’s Wally. Bonus- in this situation, my Barry would probably be Bradley Cooper. 9 years is a solid age gap for them IMO. Just because he’s Iris’s nephew doesn’t mean he needs to be much younger than her. John Stewart: Colman Domingo (53)- Commanding presence. Could be a vet who’s fucking been through it. Has the charisma to carry himself with the agency of John Stewart. Has the capacity to be rough-edged and angry. Would have hilarious chemistry with Glover. Shayera Hol: Stephanie Beatriz (42)- She can pull off the comedy beats and the badass beats (Brooklyn 99 she does both in equal parts perfectly) and was absolutely electric in In The Heights. Y’all should watch that, it’s very good. Close enough in age to Colman Domingo that it wouldn’t be creepy. J’Onn J’Onzz: Giancarlo Esposito (65)- Something about his voice, man. Like Carl Lumbly, it’s layered and rich and filled with ethos pathos and sweet sweet logos. I feel like he could capture the physicality of the character, and Esposito’s face could contort emotively enough to translate well to a CGI character. I am very passionate about this one specifically. |
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2023.06.09 20:33 autotldr Ukraine says it intercepted call proving Russia blew up Kakhovka dam
KYIV, June 9 - Evidence was growing on Friday that there was an explosion at the Kakhovka dam in southern Ukraine around the time it collapsed, according to Ukrainian and U.S. intelligence reports and seismic data from Norway.
Ukraine's security service said it had intercepted a telephone call proving a Russian "Sabotage group" blew up the Kakhovka hydroelectric station and dam early on Tuesday in the Kherson region.
U.S. spy satellites detected an explosion at the dam, a U.S. official was quoted as saying by the New York Times.
"The invaders wanted to blackmail Ukraine by blowing up the dam and staged a man-made disaster in the south of our country."
Station in Romania showed activity at 02:54 a.m. local time on Tuesday, indicating an explosion, and the timing coincides with media reports of the dam collapse.
Together with the power station, the dam helped provide electricity, irrigation and drinking water to southern Ukraine, including Crimea, which was annexed by Russia in 2014.
2023.06.09 20:24 RAF_Fortis_one Across the SpiderVerse plot hole?
2023.06.09 20:15 Timmerz120 An idea on some units that need some Buffing
2023.06.09 20:04 CP4-Throwaway REVISED: Reasons why _ borns are definitely Generation _ By Life Stages: Analysis (Series #2: Reasons why 1976 borns are definitely Generation X)
![]() | Here's the original: https://www.reddit.com/generationology/comments/ni6poo/reasons_why_borns_are_definitely_generation_by/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf submitted by CP4-Throwaway to generationology [link] [comments] Reasons why 1976 borns are definitely Generation XLife stages (these are not objective life stages but just what's going to be used for this analysis):0-4 = Unconscious child 4-10 = Conscious child 10-18 = Adolescent (child by legality) 18-34 = Young adult 34-50 = Average adult 50-65 = Middle-aged adult 65+ = Old adult/elderly (not needed since this cohort will not reach that stage until 2041) Life Stage #1: Unconscious child = c. 1976-1980 https://preview.redd.it/q9d6uedu715b1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=008c72ad502961ec5b01f97489ae7e455fac53da They were born during the peak of the baby bust, years after Roe v. Wade, so there were many abortions and unwanted pregnancies going on during their birth period. They were born during the Ford administration but were mostly an unconscious child during the Carter administration and didn't become conscious until the time Ronald Reagan was running for president. Their unconscious childhood years took place during the late 1970's, when technology was advancing with the releases of the Apple II computer (1977ish), the first true home video game console: the Atari 2600 (1977), and the Walkman (1979). It also provided many popular movies such as Jaws (1976), the first two Star Wars movies in the original trilogy (1977-1980), and Grease (1978). The 1976 election, the summer '77 NYC blackouts, Jonestown massacre (1978), Iran hostage crisis (1979-1981), and the 1980 election occurred during that those years. Also, there were many cases of missing children in that time period, which would be the catalyst for things changing in the following years as the 80s emerged. They were unwanted babies (for the most part) during a crappy economy when the average-aged parents (most likely old Baby Boomers) were prolonging children because of the financial state of the US. That sounds firmly Generation X to me. Age 0 - 1976/1977 Age 1 - 1977/1978 Age 2 - 1978/1979 Age 3 - 1979/1980 Age 4 - 1980 Life stage #2: Conscious child = c. 1980-1986 https://preview.redd.it/w1xzg8e4815b1.png?width=765&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5b0724430f0cdb7be604748544b6b2acaa15d9e They were a conscious child throughout the 1980s, specifically the early-mid portion of the decade. Their first memory occurred around the 1980 election and John Lennon's assassination. They were children during a very transitional time in America, when the economy went into a recession before skyrocketing in the mid 80s, television took a turn to become more family-oriented and more focused on the well-being of children, with an improving kids television (since I consider the '70s to be the dark ages for kid cartoons, no offense to '70s kids) that would begin the 3 decade-long Golden Age period for child-centered cartoons and sitcoms (1980's, 1990's, and even the 2000's). A lot happened during their childhood as well. Things like Reagan being inaugurated (being children during the Reagan administration is impactful enough tbh), the early 80s recession and the end of stagflation, the 1983 video game crash, Grenada invasion, the 1984 election, the advent of WrestleMania, the Challenger explosion, and Chernobyl. Of course, a '76er got the best of Michael Jackson in their childhood (compared to my previous thread where the '68er got the best of Michael Jackson in their adolescence). They also probably spent a lot of time outside unsupervised (hence, a "latchkey kid"). This childhood experience sounds extremely Generation X to me, although particularly late-wave. Age 4 - 1980/1981 Age 5 - 1981/1982 Age 6 - 1982/1983 Age 7 - 1983/1984 Age 8 - 1984/1985 Age 9 - 1985/1986 Age 10 - 1986 Life stage #3: Adolescent = c. 1986-1994 https://preview.redd.it/9tqsp7c8815b1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=db8b92227adddd4809e0892f08a63040d1a0b088 Their adolescence started with the Golden Age of hip hop that would occur well into the '90s. They pretty much experienced the best that rap had to offer in their adolescence. It was also around the time that New Wave was being taken over by hair metal, metal rock, glam metal, and New Jack Swing. Boy bands became more prominent in their adolescence compared to childhood (the only notable group was New Edition), with new boy bands like New Kids on the Block, Boys II Men, Take That, and a few others (although the boy band genre didn't truly break out until their young adulthood). Also, rap became mainstream once they entered high school with Vanilla Ice's hit Ice Ice Baby and MC Hammer's hit Can't Touch This. Their adolescence saw a different kind of Michael Jackson. A kind that became more global, more multi-tasked and creative (although his '80s hits were still the best of all time), much lighter (due to his vitiligo starting to really creep up after the Pepsi commercial incident), and much more child-centric (he opened up Neverland). Their adolescence saw events like the Fall of the Berlin Wall, truly ending the Cold War, despite the USSR collapse officially ending it, the Rodney King beatings followed by the LA riots (race wars were really prevalent back then like it is now), the WTC bombings, and of course the 1992 election that would be a huge change in generational powers (Boomers finally took control of the White House as the GI's passed the torch to their offspring generation). Video games experienced a boom during their adolescence after the video economy bounced back thanks to Nintendo. The NES, Sega Genesis, Gameboy, and eventually the SNES really helped bring video games to a new height. They would also be high school students during the peak of grunge (roughly 1991-1994, during their sophomore-senior years) so they would be huge fans (and probably the peak audience) of grunge and its culture. They would also be graduating seniors at the time of Kurt Cobain's death, ending the peak of grunge and also their adolescence as they come of age in a post-Cobain world. Very stereotypically Xer. Age 10 - 1986/1987 Age 11 - 1987/1988 Age 12 - 1988/1989 Age 13 - 1989/1990 Age 14 - 1990/1991 Age 15 - 1991/1992 Age 16 - 1992/1993 Age 17 - 1993/1994 Age 18 - 1994 Life stage #4: Young adulthood = c. 1994-2010 https://preview.redd.it/ua26ofpd815b1.png?width=970&format=png&auto=webp&s=20276210095894043cd20ddeb2877c352cbf34b5 Their young adulthood was filled with more culture wars in the beginning and more huge events. Their young adulthood saw the events of the OJ Simpson trial, the assassinations of both Tupac Shakur and Christopher Wallace (a.k.a. the Notorious B.I.G.), truly putting an end to the Golden Age of hip hop, the death of Princess Diana, the Monica Lewinsky scandal, the Columbine shooting, the Y2K bug followed by the Millennium celebrations, the actual turn of the millennium, the 2000 election, 9/11, the birth of TSA, beginning of the Afghan and Iraq wars, the establishment of Homeland security, the SARS pandemic, Hurricane Katrina, the Great Recession, the 2008 election, and ending with the H1N1 pandemic. They experienced a lot in their young adulthood. Not to mention that they were young adults during the biggest technological booms in history (although their adolescence had the birth of the World Wide Web and the Web 1.0 internet. Their young adulthood witnessed the rise of the internet at age 18/19 with the birth of Windows 95 that would help commercialize the internet worldwide, the birth of smartphones at age 30/31 with the release of the iPhone in 2007 which would change how humans interact with technology, and the takeover of digital technology. The internet really went from being a luxury to a necessity. Culturally, their young adulthood saw the peak of boy bands with the likes of *NSYNC (whom includes fellow '76 cohort JC Chasez), Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees (whom includes fellow '76 cohort Drew Lachey), Westlife, B2K, Hanson, Take That, O-Town, Blink-182 (if they count), etc. They also experienced the slow decline in quality of rap during their young adulthood from Dr. Dre in 1994 to Lil Wayne in 2010. Their young adulthood also had R&B, post-grunge, Nu Metal, alternative genres, teen pop, dance pop, crunk, ringtone/McBling rap, etc. Their young adulthood also witnessed the Golden Age of video games with the first three PlayStations, Dreamcast, N64, first two Xboxes, Gamecube, PSP, NDS, etc, as well as the Golden Age of many sitcoms (at least from the '90s and early-mid '00s) with the likes of FRIENDS (which started when they just entered adulthood), Seinfeld, Family Matters, the Sopranos, the Wire, the Bernie Mac Show, the George Lopez Show, and many other sitcoms. They would start raising children as the new millennium approached, with their main crop of children being born throughout the 2000s decade. Age 18 - 1994/1995 Age 19 - 1995/1996 Age 20 - 1996/1997 Age 21 - 1997/1998 Age 22 - 1998/1999 Age 23 - 1999/2000 Age 24 - 2000/2001 Age 25 - 2001/2002 Age 26 - 2002/2003 Age 27 - 2003/2004 Age 28 - 2004/2005 Age 29 - 2005/2006 Age 30 - 2006/2007 Age 31 - 2007/2008 Age 32 - 2008/2009 Age 33 - 2009/2010 Age 34 - 2010 Life stage #5: Average adulthood = c. 2010-present https://preview.redd.it/dbaq2h1g815b1.png?width=1296&format=png&auto=webp&s=7707ca55fcff89a26012dddf23f84e7928df881b They were no longer in their core prominence of providing entertainment for the youth anymore and were just the average adults. They are still currently in this life stage as they have yet to hit 50 (which they will by 2026) but a lot happened in this small time, like the culture wars in America, many political movements and school shootings (such as Sandy Hook and Parkland, which they heavily have to worry about since their kids were the main group of students for those events), the 2016 election, Trump impeachment, and the COVID-19 pandemic. There is not much to say about their average adulthood as it is ongoing but a lot has happened during that time. Their kids are also starting to grow up during this time so this is the period where they will start to feel "old". Age 34 - 2010/2011 Age 35 - 2011/2012 Age 36 - 2012/2013 Age 37 - 2013/2014 Age 38 - 2014/2015 Age 39 - 2015/2016 Age 40 - 2016/2017 Age 41 - 2017/2018 Age 42 - 2018/2019 Age 43 - 2019/2020 Age 44 - 2020/2021 (currently) Age 45 - 2021 (currently) Good representations of the 1976 cohort: The late Chadwick Boseman Ryan Reynolds Candace Cameron-Bure Blake Shelton Reese Witherspoon Benedict Cumberbatch Johnathan Brandis Peyton Manning Rick Ross Chester Bennington Andrea Barber Alicia Silverstone Gabriel Iglesias Stephanie McMahon Anna Faris Jaleel White Ja Rule Tim Duncan Rashida Jones Freddie Prinze, Jr. Melissa Joan Hart Bobby Lashley Cam'ron |
2023.06.09 20:01 Impressive_Pizza_248 Should I restart or am I doing good if so which hero’s should I invest in
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2023.06.09 19:56 bjeebus [PVE] Thick as Thieves 4-Day 06-09-2023 [The Hulk (Bruce Banner), Thor (Goddes of Thunder), Captain America (Super-Soldier), Storm (Classic)]
Infiltrate the Maggia hideout and find out who
they're working with.
2023.06.09 19:50 Bastephor [17/m] Need cool friends!
2023.06.09 19:47 Bastephor 17m looking for some chill people to hang out with!